From The Tassie Bush To Full Blown -

From The Tassie Bush To Full Blown -

G'day punters! Good to see ya hanging in there like a loose kangaroo in a boxing ring.

Back in the 80s, sheilas were rocking the full Tassie Bush – you could lose a wombat in there! Come the 90s, it was all about the Landing Strip, yeah? Just enough room for a toy plane to touch down. Then, the Naughties hit, and suddenly, it's smoother than a billabong at dawn, not a snag in sight! But bloody hell, jump to 2024, and now? Women have got a full-blown cock down there! And blokes, if you're not careful, you'll be asking, 'Is that a boomerang in your pocket, or are ya just happy to see me?'

Note: No one said I'd have ya laughing like a kookaburra at dawn! And let's hope this video goes viral faster than a bushfire in the outback! Joke. X has perfected their Orwellian “limitation of reach” restrictions on me, and now I know how the ABC hosts feel when they only have six people watching their breakfast show-and four of them are forced.

Sauce: https://open.substack.com/pub/senatorpapahatziharalambrous/p/from-the-tassie-bush-to-full-blown