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Why Aliens Won't Contact Us: The Hilarious Truth
7 months ago
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This is why aliens won't make contact man No Because people like that Would you No no no People are crazy Well it don't matter because you know those fucking Depends on how big the alien's tits are It don't matter You know alien travel to Earth is like a fucking detail It's got to be It's got to It's got to be It's got to be that low-ranking private That's why they crash all the time It's a fucking low-ranking private with the shittiest vehicle in the motor pool
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