accurate metaphor to describe the task that is romance

i can't stress enough that you choose the way you live
man the way i talk is pretty funny
we can learn from that shitty decision (hopefully)
this resonates w/ someone but not everyone, most won't resonate at all
ooooh that's sexy
one of the benefits in doin what you love to do is that nobody else has to
man this is getting pretty good
it's way easier to dog anything that forces em to re-evaluate everything they've been taught
it's easier to dog the one that don't have to be like everyone (and way the hell over here in fact)
i don't do/say things for other people to pay me any kinda attention
at the time i'm saying sumin outloud i agree w/ it (i dunno why i wouldn't haha)
this makes enough sense to have confidence in it
just accept the mistake n move on from that
yeah that happened hahahaha
scratch that eye bitch, that timing tho
pardon me n my actual comedy
you can count on me to just go for it
if you have to ask then you probably shouldn't be in a comedian
i know i live in the old world...comedy ain't about asking permission
these people get under my reptilian skin so that's sayin sumin
i am super sensitive but i still don't get offended by much
this is a pretty hilarious analogy
am i wrong about this dear audience or what
you don't even have to be funny to do this
many many comics
we have a lot of freedom that we give ourselves thru our self-expression
we are free and also not free
i am not alone but then again it is still lonely in this world
fave chords (right now)
i'd rather be alone cos at least i ain't nobody's bitch
man my clothes aren't even on right
you're a flight of stairs n i'm morbidly obese
my elevator (and escalator) are always broken