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this mental game i play called 3-5-7 (you can steal it if you want)
i gotta remind myself to go to the gas station
i actually wrote a list down today, i rarely do that anymore
instead of a to-do list i do a done-did list after i accomplish everything
i know what i need to do, i don't wanna waste additional time writing that shit down
if it's a really good day i will accomplish more than seven things
i can't believe that God is so patient
the Lord knew that i would do this eventually
i hate the internet w/ a fire n brimstone passion
i've tried so hard to forget but i'm still angry
i'm still livid that this is what society chose for itself
you can't choose _____ but you can choose _____
you can always choose what you do w/ yer time
getting off at this exit was a stupid choice but i blame myself
i'm not patient enough w/ myself
remember back when i snuck into this pool
i hopped the fence n decided to film it cos we're very stupid sometimes
i have broken into so many pools it's not even funny
my brother confessed to me that he did some edibles recently
he gave me so much shit for being a pothead in my twenties
2 edibles + a whole bottle of wine???
i guess he was trying to go to the hospital haha
he must be having a midlife crisis of some sort
changing sexual positions is fine, not orphaces
the audience is very degenerate so sex talk it is
i'm super jealous of more normal comedians
many knock jerry seinfeld for being boring but what he does works n it works very well
no such thing as a happy comedian or songwriter
famous is lamous n that performance element has infiltrated this entire culture
ag successfully reminds herself to go to the gas station
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