TheDimNews LIVE: Trump, Kamala, Elon, Etc., Etc.

Join Alex and me for a live stream, tonight at 9:30 ET! Covering this week's news and other junk.

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LINKS:
Beverly's Discord - https://discord.gg/TMtS5mTyj5
Alex's Rumble - https://rumble.com/c/AlexofAllTrades
Alex's Stripe for Donations - https://tinylink.net/0s9hd
Beverly's SubscribeStar for Donations - https://www.subscribestar.com/thedimside
Alex's Discord - https://discord.gg/yHeQK2C

LIVE CHAT:

MudderFetcher :r+catjam: :r+radiatingheart: :r+catjam: :r+radiatingheart: :r+catjam:

Qriist Supporter+ Domo arigato Bev'y Roboto

JQuickDraw Supporter Hey! I'm on time because you got the thumbnail to work this time.

JQuickDraw Supporter I could only watch about 5 minutes of the Fox Kamala interview. She hurts my brain.

JQuickDraw Supporter She's like a female version of George W Bush, but more abrasive, like if Bush and Hillary had a daughter.

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw don't compliment them or else their self esteem will increase and it'll go to their breasts.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Is that a bad thing?

JQuickDraw Supporter I like the sexy news anchor fake voice lol

Qriist Supporter+ @JQuickDraw fake boobs are the only bad boobs

Qriist Supporter+ Kamala makes *me* look like a coherent speaker.

Qriist Supporter+ "I'm gonna date EVERYBODY." -TheDimSlut

MudderFetcher Scooby-Dooing games is an official playstyle now

Qriist Supporter+ help him speedrun "until death do us part"

Qriist Supporter+ I like how Beverly totally independedntly called herself like a quarter hour after I did. Makes me feel validated. 🥰🥰🥰

Qriist Supporter+ I like how Beverly totally independedntly called herself a slut like a quarter hour after I did. Makes me feel validated. 🥰🥰🥰

Qriist Supporter+ congrats on beating RE Alex

MudderFetcher next time you can play with the Miss X mod

MudderFetcher plenty of horny mods for Capcom games lol

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator I want to mod Carlos' hair in RE3.

JQuickDraw Supporter Beverly learns a lesson from the Breast Fairy: "You had the big breasts inside you all along."

MudderFetcher as long as they make the twinkle-star sound when they grow

JQuickDraw Supporter @MudderFetcher I imagine the Disney "When you wish" song playing as they expand.

Qriist Supporter+ mmm raspberry

thrasybulus I show up almost a half hour late, catch up, and we still haven't gotten to the news.

MudderFetcher Abigail has a Crono poster and that's all I needed

Egerog Hi

Egerog I watched some of the Resident evil stream, It was good.

Qriist Supporter+ "You suck, Leon!" implies it's Leon's first day as playing a police officer in low budget pornos.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

MudderFetcher all Kamala clips should be played muted

thrasybulus Kamala is Finnish for Horrible.

MudderFetcher video of them bitching about Elon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIMivmhdI14

thrasybulus Democrats in favor of free speech? Been a while since I've seen that.

Qriist Supporter+ Weirdly enough, Private Citizen Elon is not legally allowed to just print money.

JQuickDraw Supporter Is she miserable because of her face, or her face like that because she is miserable?

thrasybulus Newsom means smugly evil in 'Murican.

MudderFetcher California is just mad that Elon is moving his stuff to Texas

JQuickDraw Supporter So what you're saying, Beverly, is that she should smile more. Sexist much?

Egerog My chickens always have a sour judgmental face, except for the one with the cross beak

Qriist Supporter+ "Gretchen Newsome" ... This is basically as if Gretchen Whitmer and Gavin Newsome had a baby that popped out as a fully formed commie and Musk sued her.

JQuickDraw Supporter What if I look like Hannibal Lecter when I smile?

Qriist Supporter+ I look weird when I smile.

thrasybulus Women like serial killers. Just check the prison mail logs.

Egerog she can eat enough and lays pretty well but never got as fat as her sister

JQuickDraw Supporter Mads Mikelson was my favorite Hannibal. That show was a miracle, I don't know how it stayed on the air.

Qriist Supporter+ even natural smiles look weird on my weird face

MudderFetcher people love it when you fake laugh/smile...now here's Kamala

Qriist Supporter+ I've accepted it

thrasybulus Fava beans are Kamala's new pander food. She wants to shore up the serial killer cannibal vote.

Qriist Supporter+ lmao

Egerog We had an Owl visit today. all are well but I not very confident either cockerels could fight one off. and the dog is useless

JQuickDraw Supporter I like good stuff. It's not all "classic." So when you have a wrong opinion on good stuff, I am obliged to let you know. :r+leotoast:

Qriist Supporter+ "and the cheating" that's the big one

thrasybulus 97% of US land is classified as rural. It contains 14% of the population.

MudderFetcher they're onto you Beverly!

Qriist Supporter+ @thrasybulus we touched on that today in the Dimcord.

Qriist Supporter+ comparing Ireland to Colorado

thrasybulus There are 3,143 counties in America. 142 contain 50.04% of the population.

MudderFetcher cozy games are my wife's fave (Stardew, Animal Crossing and Ooblets being her recent marathons)

thrasybulus @Qriist I know someone who explained that to someone in Iceland. Population density of Rekjavik vs the suburban county they grew up in. Big disparity.

Egerog You might like Tiny Glade where you just build cottages

thrasybulus Self-own uploaded.

Egerog I am OblibSniggabs it is Bilbo Bagins

Egerog bacwards

thrasybulus Maybe the cross and not the star of David on the flags was a clue.

thrasybulus Shouldn't Bilbo Baggins backwards be Sniggab Oblib?

MudderFetcher Dildo Shaggins

thrasybulus Robbery tourism.

thrasybulus ABC tells JD Vance it doesn't matter, Trump is the problem.

thrasybulus Silver or lead.

JQuickDraw Supporter To be fair, most satanists are actually just edgelord atheists trying to get a rise out of people.

MudderFetcher I'm against paying taxes for religious reasons

thrasybulus Women denying me sex is against my religion of Thrasybulism.

thrasybulus Is it a duplex?

Qriist Supporter+ Beverly: I tagged you in Discord with my one "adult" experience in DnD

Qriist Supporter+ in #general

Qriist Supporter+ I think the 3 pets are neighbor pets

Qriist Supporter+ the homeowners may not have been home

Qriist Supporter+ hard to tell with the wording

Qriist Supporter+ Bruno Mars would write songs about the things I'd do to save my pets.

Qriist Supporter+ super glue your fridge shut to keep the cold in

Egerog Finally cooled off today for us. we have had 80 deg weather most of OCT when we should be having flurries.

MudderFetcher my father-in-law has 3 garages on his property but none of them have room enough for a car lol

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

Egerog the worst it the daily swings from low in the 40s to highs in the 80s

Egerog makes it impossible to decide what to wear to work

thrasybulus What culture doesn't consider theft a crime?

Egerog Facts don't Care about your FEMA

thrasybulus They often still have a concept of theft, just from us, not from me. That clan/tribe/etc stole our ...

MudderFetcher Kelly Osborne

Qriist Supporter+ "Don't leave your house" ... Me, an introvert: Deal!

thrasybulus Successful how?

JQuickDraw Supporter I heard my name. What's all the hub bub?

Qriist Supporter+ Daddy Issues podcast

Qriist Supporter+ Thought you said Koopa at first

Qriist Supporter+ If that was the case, I'd smash.

thrasybulus NYC?! She's a witch, burn her!

MudderFetcher I like when they complain about Capitalism while paying for twitter blue

thrasybulus @AlexNeedsTradeSchool Nuance and context? How dare you!

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator lol

MudderFetcher at least there aren't people who have kids to then "transition" them in full view of social media...now that would be selfish

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator I said that was selfish on Twitter.

Egerog Home schooling i have the joy of meeting several families with 8 or 9 kids. wish i met my wife 10 years earlier

thrasybulus The underpinning population requirements for certain tech levels means insufficient population results in decline/collapse.

MudderFetcher "Maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature." -Georgia Guidestones

thrasybulus Malthus assumed population would outgrow food supply.

Qriist Supporter+ @MudderFetcher those guidestones were just commie slop all up and down their commands.

Qriist Supporter+ Life is entropy.

MudderFetcher yup...and now they are esploded

MudderFetcher saw a blip about some similar guidestones in Japan recently

Egerog I think there are artificial barriers that keep us from having proper outlets for the increasing population. Thing like we are not really allowed to settle uninhabited places anymore.

thrasybulus Less inclination to have more kids when they aren't a viable source of labor.

Qriist Supporter+ ALWAYS HAND-ME-DOWN YOUR JEANS

MudderFetcher let's just Logan's Run this place *hand starts blinking*

JQuickDraw Supporter @MudderFetcher Logan's Run - Jenny Agutter, super hottie

Egerog Talk of Tech level makes me want to play Traveler.

Qriist Supporter+ beverlyyyy look at #general in discord

MudderFetcher Zardoz maybe?

Egerog The Machine Stops is a short story that is the father of those dystopian city future films like logans run and THX

Qriist Supporter+ long hair on chicks is best

JQuickDraw Supporter Hey have you ever wanted to see Sean Connery in an adult diaper being armed by a giant stone idol in the sky spitting guns at him? One word - Zardoz.

Qriist Supporter+ Alex don a wig go go go

Qriist Supporter+ Beverly is so lazy :P

Qriist Supporter+ I am suddenly a woman

Qriist Supporter+ I think I have old photos with my head shaved

Egerog Oh man i can hear the owl.

Egerog brb

Qriist Supporter+ All taxes affect all people.

Qriist Supporter+ Always.

Qriist Supporter+ Not to the same direct degree, but undeniably.

Qriist Supporter+ We could print another 40 trillion to pay our debts.

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist Does that 40 trillion include the fractional reserve 90% cascade through the banking system?

JQuickDraw Supporter The poster is Asian. Beverly, get your people in check. #Disappointed

thrasybulus NPC's are or aren't human?

Egerog sounded like two Owls

thrasybulus Tonight on Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous we'll be visiting Donald Trump again...

JQuickDraw Supporter Everything culturally the last 8 years is a mixture of mental issues and virtue signalling affectations. No one was posting AT ALL about trans-anything in 2015. Suddenly everyone is concerned.

Qriist Supporter+ There are two tweets from DC's mayor that I like to show to prove Beverly's point about how Trump was just some dude that everybody loved until he ran for President.

Qriist Supporter+ 1: https://x.com/MurielBowser/status/989297003032084481

Qriist Supporter+ 2: https://x.com/MurielBowser/status/491961860477165568

JQuickDraw Supporter Harvey the large rabbit that only Jimmy Stewart could see

JQuickDraw Supporter ?

Egerog We are at the house my wife grew up in and 30 years ago her Malties was killed by an Owl.

Qriist Supporter+ opposite order for contrast

Guyinroom83 almost forgot you were streaming again : \

JQuickDraw Supporter Stardew Valley? Sounds like a nighttime soap opera from the 60s.

Qriist Supporter+ ...not every man. -.-

Guyinroom83 there has clearly been some plot to get both sexes hating each other. its insane how bad it is now

JQuickDraw Supporter Farming/dating SIM? So the guy tries to plant his seed in her fertile valley, if you know what I mean.

Guyinroom83 so it's basically just the sims but with farming?

Qriist Supporter+ Women need men, but men also need women. We are complimentary.

Qriist Supporter+ Harvey couldn't even ask you to dance

Guyinroom83 dont say that to any woman now though

Qriist Supporter+ rofl jinx

JQuickDraw Supporter The government/welfare/court system for about half a century now has financially incentivized women to leave the man. Humans always lose to this temptation to power.

Qriist Supporter+ Cumplimentary

Guyinroom83 i only saw one tiny clip of that interview and it was nearly senile biden level bad

JQuickDraw Supporter CompliMENtary

Guyinroom83 i hope that's not some new gen z word he's trying to use

Guyinroom83 that was some HASH, son

Qriist Supporter+ happened a couple times

Qriist Supporter+ this one: https://x.com/Jairo_I_Funez/status/1845088899489493001

Guyinroom83 dimside? more like the yawnside

Egerog Columbus said in a letter to the Queen that the natives would make good servants. but in that context it is more like Subjects not Slaves

Guyinroom83 is that a point the woke use now? @Egerog

Egerog he also brutally punished several sailors because they were abusing the natives

JQuickDraw Supporter My understanding is that Columbus was actually Portuguese, pretending to be Italian, sailing under the Spanish flag, to the new world, all to avoid paying his debts.

Qriist Supporter+ "I don't who the King sends, I'm not paying my taxes!" -Colombus

Guyinroom83 ugh i keep hoping to never hear or see of this lady again

Qriist Supporter+ It was including cranial spiking.

Qriist Supporter+ inclusive*

Guyinroom83 Erl sets up cranial spikes outside her farm

MudderFetcher her black lesbian vagina makes her the best person for the job

MudderFetcher ability to read not required

JQuickDraw Supporter The English would kill ENGLISH criminals by tying them to wagon wheels and breaking their limbs, leaving the wheels in the road as a form of slow crucifixion, a warning to other would-be thieves.

Guyinroom83 yeah she is

MudderFetcher she's also Haitian

Guyinroom83 black lesbians are looked at as Gods to the woke

Guyinroom83 ughhhhhhhhhhh

JQuickDraw Supporter She's dressed for business down below, but she looks like a college coed on top.

Guyinroom83 lol

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator How I dress to go into the office (it's cold).

Qriist Supporter+ "be real" says the fakest person in politics

JQuickDraw Supporter It's easy to ramble endlessly when you're halfway through a box of cheap wine.

Guyinroom83 a little kid in an adult suit

MudderFetcher these days I just get distracted by Kamala's package-of-hotdogs looking neck 🌭 🌭 🌭

Egerog the suit is wearing her

JQuickDraw Supporter She looks like a little kid whos trying on an adult's clothes.

Qriist Supporter+ I could see Beverly accidentally showing up to work with no clothes.

Egerog next she will come out in a clown suit

Guyinroom83 your face and tie are also misinformation sir!

JQuickDraw Supporter @Qriist But she wouldn't acknowledge it, just working the whole day raw dogging it, then go home and come back in the next day wearing clothes and no mention of the nude thing.

Guyinroom83 wow

Guyinroom83 yeah, i think he's gay

Guyinroom83 lol

JQuickDraw Supporter Hahaha his face, he looks exasperated.

MudderFetcher Peter trying his best to deal with that retarded chia pet lmao

thrasybulus Night.

Qriist Supporter+ 10 bucks says Doocy and Pierre are hatefucking

MudderFetcher Happy Orgasnort everyone!

Guyinroom83 :grabs giant folder that she didn't even read to pretend she's busy:

Guyinroom83 she's a lesbian @Qriist

MudderFetcher it's ok, Peter is also a lesbian

Guyinroom83 true

MudderFetcher I don't wanna think about Biden's Purse

JQuickDraw Supporter Peter "Juicy" Doocy

Guyinroom83 probably one of those surrogate babies

Qriist Supporter+ Doocy and Pierre clash ALL the time. It's great.

Guyinroom83 i remember fox had another gay anchor before, shephard smith or something?

Guyinroom83 oh, weird.

Guyinroom83 wow he's younger than me?

Guyinroom83 maybe wearing a suit makes you look more mature

MudderFetcher Peter started on FNC pretty young because of his father

Guyinroom83 narcissism ages you i guess with crowder

Guyinroom83 yea probably not fair of me bc i havent seen much of doocy talking

Guyinroom83 UGH. 'daddy gang'

Guyinroom83 this girl should definitely be interviewing presidential candidates.

Qriist Supporter+ The wife and baby is just Peter's cover so no one suspects that him and Pierre are hatefucking to relieve stress after those steamy- I mean heated pressers.

JQuickDraw Supporter Note to self - If I ever meet Beverly, be sure to nod frequently and keep saying "Mmhhmm" to let her know I'm listening.

Guyinroom83 yes, 'active listening' is essential. we need to nod vigorously, say yes, and constantly validate every word someone says to us.

JQuickDraw Supporter inCUMbent

Guyinroom83 we should even say 'yes' often in the chat while you two are speaking, honestly.

Qriist Supporter+ I have peanut butter sandwich.

MudderFetcher goes for the cheap pop and doesn't get one

MudderFetcher it's actually the name of the lady behind her...hence the sign lol

JQuickDraw Supporter Yes, you dingbat, there's an enemy within the country, illegally here, invaders.

Qriist Supporter+ instructions unclear, voted for a goose farmer

JQuickDraw Supporter What about the Penis Patio? I feel discriminated against.

Guyinroom83 wtf? is this a trend that women are just getting boobs reduced for no reason

JQuickDraw Supporter Reduction surgery is usually because of back pain. And men don't necessarily like big breasts, so much as the ratio of hips to waist to breasts is the proverbial hourglass.
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Qriist Supporter+ I've known one woman who got her breast reduced in her late 20s, but she had massive bazonga boobs.

JQuickDraw Supporter Fat women like to say are hot because they're "curvy," but their stomachs are as big or bigger than their hips, which fat, not curvy. Mae West was thick but curvy. Lizzo is fat.

MudderFetcher seems like the larger the breasts the more likely she is to use her bra as an extra purse

Guyinroom83 yeah the 'body positivity' movement totally ignored all that but every man knows it @JQuickDraw

Guyinroom83 every fat woman just started saying 'im curvy' no you're fat.

MudderFetcher my wife does phone and generally like napkins

Qriist Supporter+ Alex, Warrior Princess

JQuickDraw Supporter I tried holding things like spare change and loose keys between my balls, but it wouldn't work unless it was summer and very hot. You know, because of the stickage. Lol I just made that up.

AlexofAllTrades VerifiedModerator I love Xena.

Qriist Supporter+ I'm sorry Beverly, I'll make sure my nipples are covered next time we video chat. -.-

Qriist Supporter+ @AlexofAllTrades I remember liking it as a kid but haven't seen the show since.

Qriist Supporter+ From

Qriist Supporter+ talk From

Qriist Supporter+ do itttt

Qriist Supporter+ I keep spamming Beverly with From talk in DMs so I don't spoil Alex lol

Guyinroom83 is it damon lindelof? yeah, he won't answer anything

Guyinroom83 i would watch but i dont wanna pay for mgm +

Guyinroom83 lindelof also did 'the leftovers' on hbo which was good, but had zero answers also

MudderFetcher now people just pay for a VPN and torrent away

Guyinroom83 yeah i was glad when hbo combined with whoever they combined with

Qriist Supporter+ DM me for the hookup

Guyinroom83 showtime? i forget

JQuickDraw Supporter I think a better model would be a single third party hosted platform where all the companies place their content. The platform itself would be free to join, and you jsut pay for the content you want.

Guyinroom83 my family gets most of the platforms so i use their prime, they just dont have mgm

Guyinroom83 ugh. hulu had the worst ads i havent used it in awhile

Qriist Supporter+ Prime deciding to inject ads into their paid models just made me pirate Prime stuff too

Guyinroom83 happy mid october

JQuickDraw Supporter lator gators

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