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Space toilet
In the vastness of the stars, floating far away,
Astronauts on a mission, working night and day.
But when nature calls, even up so high,
You gotta find a way to say goodbye!
No gravity to pull things down, it’s true,
But in space, we’ve got tricks to make it through.
The space toilet’s ready, with fans and suction,
A high-tech solution to avoid disruption!
Space toilets, up where the planets shine,
No gravity, but we’re doing fine.
With a fan that sucks and air that flows,
That’s how we handle, well, you know!
Space toilets, keeping things clean,
In zero G, it’s quite a machine.
No weight, no fall, but don’t you fret,
We’ve got it covered, no mess just yet!
First, you’ve got your seatbelt tight,
Strap yourself down, it’s a careful flight.
Liquid or solid, there’s a different plan,
Separate systems, designed by man.
The funnel’s for liquids, no room for spills,
A tube with suction gives you all the chills!
For the solids, a bag will catch,
Airflow spins it like a perfect match.
Space toilets, up where the planets shine,
No gravity, but we’re doing fine.
With a fan that sucks and air that flows,
That’s how we handle, well, you know!
Space toilets, keeping things clean,
In zero G, it’s quite a machine.
No weight, no fall, but don’t you fret,
We’ve got it covered, no mess just yet!
Waste gets packed up, sealed real tight,
Stored till the mission’s end is in sight.
On Earth it all just flushes away,
But in space, we save it for another day!
We might even eject it into the sky,
Frozen bits of you will sail right by.
So the next time you see a shooting star,
It could be… from an astronaut afar!
Space toilets, up where the planets shine,
No gravity, but we’re doing fine.
With a fan that sucks and air that flows,
That’s how we handle, well, you know!
Space toilets, keeping things clean,
In zero G, it’s quite a machine.
No weight, no fall, but don’t you fret,
We’ve got it covered, no mess just yet!
So when you're up in space, far from land,
And nature calls, you’ll understand.
With air and fans and suction too,
The space toilet’s got it, just for you!
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