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Patton Oswalt LOVES Rings of Power's Family Orcs! Tolkien Embarrassed!
The target demographic for Rings of Power has been found and they work at the Mary Sue! It's a show that emphasizes silly romance subplots at the detriment of competent story telling, but a bunch of middle aged women want to ship Sauron and Galadriel!
Patton Oswalt, one of Hollywood's token nerds, LOVES the second season of this train wreck because the orcs have families and are just looking for a place to raise their little orclings. It's a pathetic perversion of the work of Professor Tolkien that appeals to the lowest intellect viewers. That's why so very few are checking out this garbage and viewership continues to drop!
Sources:
The Mary Sue: https://www.themarysue.com/rings-of-power-shipping-sauron-galadriel-makes-sense/
That Park Place 1: https://thatparkplace.com/new-nielsen-data-reveals-the-rings-of-power-total-minutes-watched-declined-by-over-26-as-head-of-amazon-attempts-to-spin-show-as-success/
TPP 2: https://thatparkplace.com/patton-oswalt-absurdly-claims-that-the-rings-of-power-season-2-is-deeper-than-season-1-because-orcs-mourn-their-dead-struggle-to-find-a-home-in-the-world-and-worry-about-their-families/
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