"Wannabe Dracula" Teaser | Fun Calypso Halloween Music by Fans of Jimmy Century

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"Wannabe Dracula" featured Halloween song from 2024 album "A Coupla Holiday Spirits (Halloween Perils and Christmas Carols) by Fans of Jimmy Century.

"Wannabe Dracula"
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I’M A WANNABE DRACULA
JUST YOUR AVERAGE BLOODSUCKER
I’M A DRUGSTORE DRACULA
A GARDEN VARIETY VAMPIRE

WHERE OH WHERE DO I BELONG
WHERE HAS MY KILLER INSTINCT GONE?
NECKS DO NOTHING FOR ME,
(SHE'S REPULSED BY BLOOD)
NO, I’M NEVER THIRSTY

I LOVE GARLIC, WHAT CAN I SAY?
I’M FROM SICILY, NOT TRANSYLVANIA, OKAY?
(OKAY)
A WOODEN STAKE THRU THE HEART JUST GIVES ME HEARTBURN
BUT DON’T WORRY IF I BITE YOU
(YOU WON’T EVEN TURN, TRUST ME ON THIS!)

I’M A WANNABE DRACULA
JUST YOUR AVERAGE BLOODSUCKER
I’M A DRUGSTORE DRACULA
A GARDEN VARIETY VAMPIRE

WHEN THE SUN SETS (SUN SETS) I’M READY FOR BED
WHEN THE DAY COMES (DAY COMES), I GO FOR A RUN
MY CASTLE’S TOO COLD, I’VE NO HEAT
I’D RATHER BE IN JAMAICA WITH SAND AT MY FEET

I TRY TO CONTROL THE WEATHER
AND MY BITE HASN’T GOTTEN MUCH BETTER (YOU SUCK!)
IN LONDON THEY MOCK ME
BUT IN MY MIND THEY STALK ME (NO, NO THEY DON'T)
LIKE A ROCK STAR!

I’M A WANNABE DRACULA
JUST YOUR AVERAGE BLOODSUCKER
I’M A DRUGSTORE DRACULA
A GARDEN VARIETY VAMPIRE

OH DEAR DRACULA WHAT AM I DOING WRONG?
I HATE THE SIGHT OF BLOOD
(DON’T BE SO DRAMATIC, SUCK IT UP!)
BUT I WANT TO BE YOU?
(NO ONE CAN BE ME, I’M THE OG! WATCH ME!)

I’M A WANNABE DRACULA
JUST YOUR AVERAGE BLOODSUCKER
I’M A DRUGSTORE DRACULA
A GARDEN VARIETY VAMPIRE

I’M A WANNABE DRACULA
JUST YOUR AVERAGE BLOODSUCKER
I’M A DRUGSTORE DRACULA
A GARDEN VARIETY VAMPIRE

MY REFLECTION STILL SHOWS IN THE MIRROR
AND MY SELFIES ARE UGGHHH GETTING CLEARER
(WHERE IS YOUR CAPE?)
AT THE DRY CLEANERS!
(WHY DID YOU GET YOUR TEETH FIXED?)
MY DENTIST MADE ME AN OFFER I COULDN'T REFUSE!
(YOU ARE A HOT MESS! I'M CANCELLING YOU!)