No One Is Coming - Dumpster Fire 151

The Vice Presidential debate had the vibe of an adult confronting the coach who molested him, Kamala had a Veep moment, Elon jumped for joy at Trump rally, CBS edits Kamala's answer in an interview, WOMEN are fighting back in sports, TikTok is on the verge of being banned, Gen Z discovers whippets, and Hurricane Helene shows us no one is coming.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction
14:07 - Sheath & Caliber
16:24 - Journavism
21:55 - WOMEN!
26:09 - Quest & BON CHARGE
28:36 - Weather
29:10 - Get Rekt China
30:24 - Gen Z Discovers
32:32 - Dumpster Diving
34:07 - Breaking Bridget
40:56 - Phetasy News
42:22 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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