The Lemon Policy of Corporate Leadership: How to Squeeze the Life Out of Workers

In today’s corporate utopia, we have finally perfected a brilliant business strategy I like to call the "Lemon Policy." It’s an art form, really. The idea is simple: take the human workforce, squeeze them for all they’re worth—hours, ideas, health, sanity—and then toss them aside when they’re no longer juicy. And if you're a corporate leader practicing this technique, congratulations! You've mastered the delicate balance of exploiting people while sipping your artisanal coffee with a clear conscience.