You can take the Haitian out of the mud hut but you can't take the mud hut out of the Haitian.

Respect?
Give him a big long ass straw and some aid money and sent him back the the presidential Mud House. This is the current person (actor) they have democratically elected (appointed) to be the leader of Haiti. They need to bump this one off and go back and get someone new out of central casting. This movie is unwatchable.

"Where you born in a barn?"...."Nope, mud hut" - Haitian President Edgard Leblanc Fils

He was trying to wash down the dog, I mean hot dog he had for lunch.
He just got back from OHC (Ohio Fried Kitten)
The empty glasses were confusing...they should have give him a half a coconut to drink from.
Maybe he was washing down hair balls from the dogs and cats?

I thought these people invented everything, did they forget to invent the drinking glass?
Should I mention the cannibalism and the voodoo or no?
Where are Billy and Hildabeast when they need them?
If they need more money can't they just sell some more kids into sex slavery?
Maybe he is used to drinking out of a puddle?

OK I have more but I gotta go now.