1 year ago

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Today’s Uber vlog takes a deep dive into one of my biggest frustrations with rideshare: Uber’s rating system and how it puts drivers like me in a Catch-22. One minute I’m diamond status, and the next I’m downgraded to standard all because of a telematics score that’s impossible to maintain when the app itself limits your chances to improve it. It’s a vicious cycle, and trust me, it feels like a no-win situation every time I try to get back in Uber’s good graces.

Alongside that, I rant about the absurdity of life as a rideshare driver, where you need rides to improve your score, but Uber won’t send you rides if your score dips. Meanwhile, Lyft offers aren’t much better, but at least they’re consistent. It’s not just Uber that’s got me in a bind though—YouTube’s shorts strategy has become another Catch-22. I’m clipping my best moments to make viral shorts, but the platform won’t monetize them if I drop too many F-bombs...and let’s face it, the F-bombs are where the good stuff happens!

As usual, we take some detours into other topics, from Miami’s nightlife to dealing with tourists who don’t believe anyone’s actually from here. And yeah, you’ll hear me repeat "Diamond Transition" a few more times because time flies when you’re ranting! Stick around for the full ride as I juggle apps, bad rides, and the never-ending hustle of the Uber grind.

Timestamps:
0:00:00 – Kicking off with Tommy Richman and devilish Uber frustrations.
0:01:00 – How I’m stuck in Uber’s Catch-22: dropped from Diamond to Standard.
0:02:45 – Driving safe but punished by Uber’s CMT score system.
0:03:45 – Diamond Transition #1! Back to Uber’s chokehold on drivers.
0:04:30 – Comparing CMT score to being tied down in Gulliver’s Travels.
0:06:00 – Why Uber’s telematics make it impossible to win—airport speed limits suck!
0:07:50 – Filling up at BJ’s and reflecting on how slow rides have been.
0:08:50 – Events in Miami picking up: Dua Lipa, Sabrina Carpenter, and more.
0:10:30 – CMT score rant continued: driving like an old lady still won’t help.
0:11:50 – How I manage a full gas tank and still make just enough to get by.
0:14:00 – Declining bad Uber offers, and the pain of starting late in traffic.
0:16:00 – Thinking about switching to the 3 a.m. shift—worth the pain?
0:19:00 – Accident spotted! Typical Miami traffic drama.
0:20:00 – Reflecting on how being from Miami blows people’s minds.
0:23:10 – Diamond Transition #2: Car wash time before getting serious.
0:24:00 – Uber X grind and why my vlogs are better when my car sucks.
0:26:50 – YouTube Shorts dilemma: why my best clips can’t be monetized (Catch-22).
0:28:00 – Getting another Lyft ride while trying to stay in my zone.
0:30:00 – The repetitive grind of back-to-back $3 rides. So exciting, right?
0:32:30 – Social media rants: Wynwood isn’t for everyone.
0:35:50 – Diamond Transition #3! Checking my mileage and score updates.
0:36:50 – More frustration with people shocked that I’m actually from Miami.
0:40:10 – Miami’s real estate and nightlife—Wynwood’s not what it used to be.
0:45:00 – Picking up more low-paying rides and avoiding bad neighborhoods.
0:50:20 – Comparing Miami’s tourists to social media phonies.
0:55:30 – Reflecting on why Uber and Lyft both suck, but at least they’re consistent.
1:01:00 – In the Uber airport lot, weighing my options.
1:04:00 – Finally heading into Miami Beach, debating the best rides.
1:10:30 – Another Lyft ride, but hey, at least I’m out of Wynwood.
1:14:30 – Final rants: sports gamblers, TikTok, and the Miami lifestyle scam.
1:25:00 – Wrapping up: Leave a suscribe and don’t trust Miami’s crypto bros!