Merrick Garland Warns Against Interfering With Election Interference in the Humorverse

Attorney General Merrick Garland takes very seriously the warnings by federal whistleblowers about FBI agents monitoring polling stations this election season. As a result he has announced that he will prosecute and punish anyone who interferes with FBI election interference.

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