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Car Blaster! By Astra Nova!
(Verse 1)
Rev it up, the monster roars,
Through the city, breaking laws!
Traffic jam? I laugh and scream,
Got a rocket launcher, livin' the dream!
Toll booth's coming, I ain't payin',
Push the button, BOOM—now I’m sprayin'!
Laser beams and flamethrowers too,
Gridlock's got nothin' on what I can do!
(Pre-Chorus)
Slow drivers, you better run,
My car’s a tank—this ain't for fun!
Sirens wail, cops on my tail,
But I'm ridin' high, I’ll never fail!
(Chorus)
I'm the Car Blaster, faster than light,
Shooting missiles, causing fright!
Through the roadblocks, blasting through,
Sorry, officer, this ain't for you!
I'm the Car Blaster, king of the street,
My metal beast, you can't defeat!
Through the chaos, I'm full throttle,
Take a sip, from my nitro bottle!
(Verse 2)
Construction zone? Don't slow me down,
Bulldozers fly, as I own this town!
Road closed sign? That's cute, bro,
My giant drill makes the gravel flow!
SUVs and minivans, get out the way,
Got a sonic blast that clears the fray!
Gridlock warriors, they stand no chance,
I'll just deploy my oil slick dance!
(Pre-Chorus)
Cops in choppers, think they’ve won,
But I’ve got EMPs—time for fun!
Highway patrol, try to block me in,
But I’ve got tricks—let the games begin!
(Chorus)
I’m the Car Blaster, tearing up the street,
Grenade launchers and jet-fueled heat!
No more traffic, no more delay,
Out of my way, I’m here to slay!
I’m the Car Blaster, faster than time,
With giant wheels, I crush the line!
Through the chaos, I take control,
Burning rubber, rock and roll!
(Bridge)
Rockets on the left, flamethrower right,
Clearing the highway, it’s a glorious sight!
Cops try to corner, but they can't match,
I've got a turbo boost, now watch me detach!
(Final Chorus)
I'm the Car Blaster, ruler of the road,
Every obstacle, I explode!
With a laugh, I leave them behind,
No traffic laws can cage my mind!
I’m the Car Blaster, bringing the pain,
In my monster car, I reign!
Through the madness, I’ll always last,
Asphalt burns as I blast past!
(Outro)
Car Blaster! Car Blaster!
Outta my way, I’m going faster!
Car Blaster! Car Blaster!
You’re in my path—disaster, disaster!
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