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Kamala Harris Destroys Trump in the Song "Tiny Grasping Hands"
I’m a proud "white dude for Harris," and I may have used up all my humor reserves on this track! Honestly, I'm at a loss for words, so I had an AI come up with the description. It had some fun with the title suggestion, which I decided not to use, but it’s too entertaining not to share.
Title suggestion: "Orange You Glad It's a Political Diss Track? The VEEP’s Verbal Takedown"
Get ready for an epic diss track that satirizes politics, targets Trump with witty jabs, and blends humor and commentary. "Tiny Grasping Hands" might just be the most outrageously funny and politically charged song you'll hear this week. Harris fans and political satire lovers, this one’s for you!
Buckle up for sharp lyrics, fruit-inspired insults, and a political roast like no other. Whether you love or hate the guy, this track dives into Trump’s career, controversies, and public persona, with enough punchlines to keep you laughing (or cringing) from start to finish.
Heads up! Side effects may include uncontrollable eye-rolls, a sudden craving for covfefe, and an urge to debate your friends. Proceed with caution!
Tune in, laugh, and maybe even rethink political discourse, because sometimes all you can do is laugh at the madness.
PS. I launched this song months ago, long before the Democrats started making their jokes about Trump's weird obsession with size and small D energy.
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