Ubisoft's Next Assassin's Creed Pushes Woke Lesbian Witch Agenda Hard!

Ubisoft's Cringe Pandering Continues with Woke Lesbian Witchcraft in Assassin’s Creed Hexe

According to insider leaks, Ubisoft is once again diving headfirst into woke nonsense with their upcoming title, Assassin’s Creed Hexe. Instead of delivering a solid historical action game, Ubisoft is reportedly focusing on lesbian witch covens and modern feminist empowerment, trying to pander to the most extreme corners of today’s culture. Following the issues in Assassin's Creed Shadows, where diversity quotas and forced narratives derailed the game, Ubisoft is doubling down on this cringeworthy direction in Hexe.

Rumors suggest Assassin’s Creed Hexe will be the most LGBTQ-focused entry yet, featuring a lone female protagonist, and leaning heavily into lesbian relationships with witchcraft and mysticism taking center stage. Instead of meaningful storylines or thrilling gameplay, Ubisoft seems more interested in pushing yet another woke agenda, continuing their track record of sacrificing substance for virtue signaling.

Insiders claim that the game's developers joked about how Hexe is set to "piss off the fanbase," showing just how out of touch Ubisoft is with the very community that made Assassin's Creed successful. After all, who asked for a historical action game turned into a platform for witch coven feminism? Assassin's Creed Mirage showed a glimmer of hope with its return to roots, but Ubisoft seems intent on throwing it all away with Assassin's Creed Hexe.

With Hexe set during the Salem Witch Trials, you’d think Ubisoft would focus on the historical significance of that period. Instead, they're more concerned with ensuring there's little masculine presence and elevating a bizarre mix of witchcraft, feminist power fantasies, and cringe-worthy modern narratives. This comes off the back of other missteps like Assassin's Creed Shadows, making it clear that Ubisoft has lost touch with what its audience actually wants.

Ubisoft’s insistence on pushing this agenda-driven content, much like their problematic approach in Assassin’s Creed Shadows, is wearing thin. The brief Assassin's Creed Hexe trailer teased a creepy, dark forest with a witchy aesthetic, but insiders are saying that this will be more about pushing "female power" and less about delivering the exciting, open-world action the series was once known for.

With Assassin’s Creed Hexe potentially being scaled down due to Ubisoft’s own lack of faith in the project, it’s clear even the developers know they’ve missed the mark again. Ubisoft continues to alienate its fanbase by pandering to modern woke culture, leaving fans wondering when they’ll get an Assassin’s Creed game that’s actually about Assassin’s Creed.