Bigfoot Makes His TikTok Debut. Except, It Isn't Bigfoot. Bigfoot Doesn't Exist.

Posted • October 3, 2024: Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Oklahoma woods, now in that state's supposedly haunted Parallel Forest comes a TikTok video purporting to show a Bigfoot comfortably reclined against a tree, munching on some plant fronds. There's just one thing: This isn't a Bigfoot. Bigfoot doesn't exist. -- TMZ @TMZ: “An apparent #Bigfoot has made his (or her) inevitable TikTok debut … and the footage is actually the best to date of a Sasquatch in the wild -- as opposed to a snack commercial. 👣📷” -- The TikTok user in question, e_man580, claims: “Scariest moment of my life and I really think I caught a fucking Bigfoot on camera in parallel forest. I wakes just doing some sight seeing and enjoying the day and saw something in the distance. Im still shaking as I type this. #bigfoot #sighting #oklahoma #parallelforest #fyp #scared”

He didn't capture a Bigfoot on video in the Parallel Forest. He didn't capture a Bigfoot on video anywhere. This is fake. Bigfoot doesn't exist. Look, this is very transparently a human in a costume, and there's one dead giveaway. Humans and all our primate cousins are notable for one thing: A large degree of facial mobility. We smile, we bare our teeth, when we eat our lips and jaws move, when we turn to look at something our eyes widen and our brows move. Look at this video, and you see none of that; no facial mobility at all, no movement of the jaw, no movement of the eyes. That's because it's a costume. Because Bigfoot doesn't exist. And yet people keep trying these hoaxes; you can set your Sasq-watch by them. Interestingly, this video is set in what we presume are Oklahoma's Parallel Forest, since that was the only Parallel Forest I was able to discover in the United States. And the Parallel Forest is supposedly - you guessed it - haunted. (…)

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TikTok - e_man580 - E_ManAlfaro: Scariest moment of my life…
https://www.tiktok.com/@e_man580/video/7420797847462874398