When I'm Cold

A Parody of "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox by Joe Diffie"

[Verse 1]
Well, I ain't afraid of dyin', but the thought of being dead
I want to be your plaything long after I’m in bed
Just spread me wide and use me, don’t lay me down to waste
You can put my soul at peace if you take me at your pace

[Chorus]
Put your wiener inside my body when I’m cold
Lord, you know I walked the line, but now I’m yours to hold
Fill me up with all your needs, take me how you please
Put your wiener inside my body when I’m cold

[Verse 2]
Let my mouth be your plaything, I won’t complain or cry
Just let me bob and ride it till the last goodbye
Dress me up for your pleasure, I’m your doll till I decay
I’ll be your secret lover in this final, filthy play

[Chorus]
Put your wiener inside my body when I’m cold
Lord, you know I walked the line, but now I’m yours to hold
Fill me up with all your needs, take me how you please
Put your wiener inside my body when I’m cold

[Bridge]
Pick your favorite hole, and while you’re deep inside
You can pay your last respects with every thrust and slide

[Chorus]
Put your wiener inside my body when I’m cold
Lord, you know I walked the line, but now I’m yours to hold
Fill me up with all your needs, take me how you please
Put your wiener inside my body when I’m cold

[Outro]
Put your wiener inside my body when I’m cold