P. Diddy, Pagers & Fake Pandas - Dumpster Fire 150

There was another attempt to assassinate Trump and it seems like a million years ago, Mossad executed a multi-step plan to take out Hezbollah leadership and a lot of d*cks were blown off, Olivia Nuzzi aggressively sends nudes to RFK Jr., P. Diddy and a pyramid scheme of pedos, China passes off Chows as Pandas, Gen Z discovers Hitler, and Dick Cheney endorses Kamala.

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7:11 - The Making of a Lot of Eunuchs
10:31 - Sheath & Caliber
12:48 - Electile Dysfunction
14:51 - Weather
15:16 - Pedos Everywhere
20:28 - Get Rekt China
21:38 - Quest & BON CHARGE
24:04 - Gen Z Discovers
25:30 - Breaking Bridget
39:10 - Phetasy News
39:56 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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