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Pet Chop Boys - Subhuman Suburbia
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Lyrics:
Suburbia
Where our new guests from Coontopia…
Give our cute pets xenophobia
Nogs in the park feed, on a live duck
Witnessed by traumatized boys
Mother's baking cookies filled with love
and nutrient rich soil
Down by the pet shop with my scimitar
amid the sub-human smells
And in the distance a police car
Is cursed by witch doctor spells
Let's take a bite
out of the dogs tonight in suburbia
You can't hide
your cats or dogs tonight
In suburbia
Breaking windows in a quiet street
hunting for fine cuisine
Skewered with a sharp pole, is a rare breed
A pure-bred short-haired Bernese
Let's take a bite
out of the dogs tonight in suburbia
You can't hide
your cats or dogs tonight
In suburbia
I never wanted groceries when meats free at the dog pounds
I never wanted nothing else to eat but friendly hounds
(friendly hounds, friendly hounds)
It's on the front page of the papers
poor starving refugees
Where's a retriever when you need one
to carve with a machete?
Let's take a bite
out of the dogs tonight
In suburbia
You can't hide
your cats and dogs tonight
In suburbia, in suburbia, in suburbia
dining on dogs tonight
You can't find
your cat or dog tonight
as we dine
In suburbia
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