Kimmel’s Wife to Trump: ‘My Advice to You Is to Shut up and Go Away ... Let a Competent Woman Take Over’

KIMMEL: “And also, for the record, my manager wasn’t trying to talk me out of responding. This is my manager, his name is James ‘Babydoll’ Dixon. He was backstage vaping when this happened. But since you think my wife gives good advice, maybe — here she is with some advice. Molly? Please.”
McNEARNEY: “Hey! Hi, darling. Hi, everybody. Donald, thank you for your support. And I’m glad I have your attention because one in three women in this country is living under an abortion ban because you stacked our Supreme Court. Thanks to you, women in 21 states can’t make their own choice about their own life and their own body, and 10 U.S. states make no exceptions for rape or incest. The party you run so bigly and so beautifully, the party that cares so much about motherhood, just blocked a bill that would protect our access to IVF. Women are dying, and good doctors are quitting, because they can’t get or give the reproductive care women need. So, my advice for you is to shut up and go away. Go away!
(Cheering and Applause)
Go to Mar-a-Lago, spend all day, every day cheating at golf and masturbating to Newsmax, and let a competent woman take over. That’s my advice. Thanks for listening.”
KIMMEL: “She says the same to me. Thank you, Molly. What’s with the trophy?”
McNEARNEY: “Oh. This is the Emmy I won for executive producing the Oscars that were hosted by the ‘worst host in history.’”
KIMMEL: “Well done. Now get home and make me dinner!”
McNEARNEY: “No!”
KIMMEL: “You know what, I’m just kidding. She can’t cook at all.”