Alien Egg Exterminator! By Astra Nova!

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(Verse 1)
She rolls up in her battle boots,
Laser rifle, chrome suit—she's got the roots,
Toxic eggs, they're hatchin’ fast,
But she’s the queen of kickin’ ass!

(chorus)
Alien Egg Exterminator!
She’s gonna fry those bugs with a sonic detonator!
No slime, no goo, no creepy crawlies in sight,
She’s crushin’ alien eggs like it’s fight night!

(Verse 2)
Alien bugs with venomous fangs,
But she's immune to their nasty gangs.
Flamethrower in one hand, grenade in the other,
Those eggs are toast, there's no way to smother!

(chorus)
Alien Egg Exterminator!
She’s torchin’ nests like a galactic gladiator!
No mess too gross, no bug too vile,
She’s takin’ out the trash in brutal style!

(Bridge)
Eggs crackin’, bugs attackin’,
But she’s got moves that leave them slackin’.
Double barrel, blow it wide,
This gal’s a weapon on a cosmic ride!

(Verse 3)
The hive queen’s screamin’, but she doesn’t care,
It’s just another day with some toxic air.
Poppin’ eggs like bubble wrap,
These alien freaks don’t stand a snap!

(chorus)
Alien Egg Exterminator!
She’s the bad-ass space invader, egg incinerator!
No guts, no glory, no time to waste,
She’s saving the galaxy with style and grace!

(Outro)
Eggs are gone, the bugs retreat,
Her job is done, she can’t be beat.
So if you’ve got some alien goo,
Call her up—she’s comin’ for you!

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