The Pander Age

A song all about how people pander to evil, and hate those they disagree with.

Let me tell you the story of the Age of Panders.....
Now, this is a story all about how
The World got flipped-turned Wrong-side UP!
And I'd like to take some time while you
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how the world started Pandering to fools...

Wicked Rise and hope has fled
Steel your heart, The Panda will come
The night is long, and the fools are many..
Look to the Net, For one day soon
The Reeeee will come!
The Woke are lost, and they crap in the street..
Keep out of the comments, the fools will come...

In the West people began to feel guilty of how they were born and raised
Their parents worked hard so they could play on the playground most of their days!
They had it all and instead of being Thankful they chose to be assholes and be cruel to others! To absolve their guilt they Pander to idiots and perverts!

Wicked Rise and hope has fled
Steel your heart, The Panda will come
The night is long, and the fools are many..
Look to the Net, For one day soon
The Reeeee will come!
The Woke are lost, and they crap in the street..
Keep out of the comments, the fools will come...

When a couple of guys who were trying to do good
Started helping people in the neighborhood they got upset at them for trying to help those they Pander to and called them a bigot.
They got in one little fight and they got Excited and said to themselves, "I'm gonna insult people I disagree with, while pretending that I am defending the weak! BIGOTS!!!! REEEEEE!!!!!

Wicked Rise and hope has fled
Steel your heart, The Panda will come
The night is long, and the fools are many..
Look to the Net, For one day soon
The Reeeee will come!
The Woke are lost, and they crap in the street..
Keep out of the comments, the fools will come...

The Pander age has come to steal from the Needy and give to evil. They claim to help people, but always take from those who are oppressed.
They walk all over the downtrodden, and praise those with Power.

Wicked Rise and hope has fled
Steel your heart, The Panda will come
The night is long, and the fools are many..
Look to the Net, For one day soon
The Reeeee will come!
The Woke are lost, and they crap in the street..
Keep out of the comments, the fools will come...

They come together to make a Troll, they take a man and dress him like a girl but lie to themselves and say it’s a woman. They Pander to the troll and give it its way. They get mad at you if you don't bend over for the troll. Pander over and take the Troll for its The Pander Age. Your rear is sore and the world is on fire, but it's ok it's the Pander Age!

Wicked Rise and hope has fled
Steel your heart, The Panda will come
The night is long, and the fools are many..
Look to the Net, For one day soon
The Reeeee will come!
The Woke are lost, and they crap in the street..
Keep out of the comments, the fools will come...