FRANK ZAPPA - DRAFTED AGAIN

Just a current up-date that has gone missing from the Front-lines, but I got word from Col. Rusty Shaver today about the current Ukrainian recruitment centre, as they spell it there, and here is his report.
Everyone is on the run now in Russia now trying to make it to the Bering Straits where Eskimos are now lining up with their kayaks and harpoons in order to give them safe passage to the Ununited States where upon they can seek asylum because they are still classified as a communist country and for some reason want to escape to another that is being taken over by them. If this happens, prepare your palette for Borche day in and day out. It tastes like soil, which is where you will eventually wind up.
However Ukraine has conscripted many men and women from the street and hired mercenaries and baited NATO members via blackmail and threats to their perverse proclivities, so they have had to go along with this.
Here we present the most truthful up-date to events currently unfolding in Eastern Europe which is only an "n" away from Easter.
Trust the Code.
Tartaria is next.
Beware.

Soon we will have Dominion over those who can Do.
Those who can not will be our New Math Educators.
And those who can neither do or teach shall become our Political Leaders!

And Welcome to the United States!