Young Girl Slathers Butter All Over Her Face

Annie is a darling little girl who really really REALLY likes butter. But not in the way you’d expect. No, we’re not talking on her toast or on her sammiches or on any other food – she likes it all over her sweet little cheeks. Mom walked into the kitchen to find Annie atop a step ladder, holding a pat of butter on the counter, and slowly breaking off pieces to rub all over her face. Mom asks what she’s doing but Annie cannot really explain herself. Instead, she goes back to breaking off bits of butter and applying them to her face as if it were make up. “Are you playing with butter?” asks Mom as Annie wipes butter all over her face. “No” responds Annie, as she wipes butter all over her face. “You’re naked and slathered in butter” responds Mom, comparing her little one to Paula Deen.