Trump WONT STOP Pushing Pet Eating Lies, Oprah Surprises Audience and Clooney & Pitt Help Jimmy

The big news last night was that Diddy got arrested, Donald Trump took a break from protecting our geese to launch a new cryptocurrency scam, Don Jr. was photographed at a bar in Palm Beach allegedly canoodling with a woman who is not his fiancée, his use of air quotes has been off the charts lately, Laura Loomer wants to make it very clear that she is not a concubine to Donald Trump, JD Vance and Trump are staying on top of Nutjob Mountain with nonsense about Haitians in Ohio eating pets, George Clooney and Brad Pitt help Jimmy take care of a very serious situation and we get a special surprise visit from Oprah Winfrey who helps an audience member register to vote on National Voter Registration Day. Registering to vote is easy!