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Glorious Green Mirage of Corporate Eco-Snatching
Oh, the Glorious Green Mirage of Corporate Eco-Snatching
Ah, behold the marvel of modern environmentalism! Or, should I say, the dazzling display of net-zero corporate land grabbing. Picture this: sprawling fields of pristine farmland, now gloriously adorned with massive solar panels. It’s almost poetic, isn’t it? Or, at least, it would be if the poetry weren’t written in the language of impending disaster.
Let’s start with the sheer brilliance of this endeavor. Envision solar panels, those marvels of human ingenuity, spread across the most fertile soil like a high-tech quilt. What could go wrong? Well, besides the not-so-minor details of catastrophic weather events ripping them apart or the soil becoming as barren as a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Oh, and let’s not forget the pièce de résistance: these solar panels, after a mere 25 years of basking in the sun, will eventually find their way into landfills. A glorious, recyclable future, indeed!
So, in the grand tradition of corporate eco-magic, we’ve turned the art of environmentalism into a high-stakes game of “who can ruin the planet fastest.” It’s all part of the plan, really—a masterclass in turning prime farmland into a temporary solar graveyard, only to eventually be buried under a mountain of electronic debris.
Bravo, corporate world. Bravo.
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