Active duty troops watch Kamala claim there are no active duty troops

3 months ago
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It must be so nice on Planet Kamala: no wars, no problems, and none of that pesky reality to get in the way. Somehow, though, everyone’s favorite girlboss managed to beam a television broadcast from her dimension straight to Earth, where it was received with some incredulity.
‘There is not one member of the United States military, who is in active duty, in a combat zone in any war zone around the world… the first time this century,’ crowed Kamala during her recent debate with Donald Trump. Unfortunately, her appearance was being watched by a room full of troops on active duty, who must have begun to wonder if they were figments of someone’s imagination.

Guess you can go home guys, no point being there if you don’t exist.

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