They're Eating The Pets - Dumpster Fire 149

"They're eating the dogs, eating the cats," a moment from the Presidential debate leads to viral TikTok dances and is impossible to get out of your head. Trump & Kamala go head-to-head. 9/11 earnestness is impossible, proving the terrorists won. All the "everything is a psy-op" people like Dave Rubin and Tim Pool are exposed as Russian dupes and being part of a psy-op, the trans porn singularity, and Bridget is Broken.

0:00 - Electile Dysfunction
14:12 - Sheath & Caliber
16:59 - What Is Happening
18:14 - Russia So Russian
22:40 - Weather
23:05 - Matriarchy So Crafty
25:19 - Quest & BON CHARGE
27:43 - Breaking Bridget
34:01 - Phetasy News
34:36 - The Internet Is Glorious

End Music - Sweetfire performed by Lightmaker

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