Fat Little Kitty Cat

A song about a plup little kitty!
Lyrics-
Got a call from my grandmas friend.
She said she needed someone to look after a little kitten.
But when i go to pick it up.
And take the cat out of the carrier.
My eyes were in for a hefty surprise.

Little fat kitty cat!
His paws can barely touch the ground! (They barely touch the ground!)
Little fat kitty cat!
You could get around easier if you just rolled around.

I took the fuzzy flabby cat home and pat my hand on the couch.
Saying he could sit next to me.
But he tried jumping up but just fell over on his back.
Then he proceeded to go to sleep!

Little fat kitty cat!
Your snoring is really loud! (How does he snore so loud?!)
Little fat kitty cat.
I put my soda on your belly and you can be my fuzzy table.

The puffy chubby cat does not ever seem like he could do much.
But when i ask if he wants treats then he comes over to me in a rush.
One time i order mexican food and put it on the counter.
I turn my back only to find that he can jump up there.
As that fat little fuzzy asshole eats my tacos!
Oh ho no!

Little fat kitty cat!
I cant believe you ate all my food! (You ate all of my tacos?!)
Little fat kitty cat!
You passed out and fell asleep in your litter box.
Little fat kitty cat!
You rolled around in your sleep and now your covered in crap!