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Belles Of Brythunia
*Artist:* Spirit (Of The Hyborian Archives)
*Album:* Bawdy Bangers For Badass Bards
*Series:* The Shemite Cycle
*AI Framework:* Suno
Lyrics:
[English]
Well a man don’t mind an easy gal
From the hills of Brythunia, you see,
She’s got that sturdy, soft sweet side
And she’s plump just right for me.
Brains or bosom, sure they change,
But let me make it clear,
A man’s true measure of a woman, lad,
Is the size of what she’s got in the rear.
(Chorus)
Oh, it ain’t no sin, ain’t no crime,
To love a gal from far away,
She might not be that Shemite queen,
But she’ll make you want to stay.
(Verse 2)
Now a gal with lips so soft and sweet,
And hips built wide to bear,
When she lays out that body, grips you tight,
You’ll forget your every care.
Even the gods, they whisper low,
Say women are good for more,
So get her sweeping, while in the fields,
And save your love for after the chore.
(Chorus)
Oh, it ain’t no sin, ain’t no crime,
To love a gal from far away,
She might not be that Shemite queen,
But she’ll make you want to stay.
(Verse 3)
When the rains come down, you treat her right,
Feed her sweets and tender meat,
Put a little more on them hips,
And enjoy the extra heat.
She may be plain, a little rough,
With a rude-sultry smile so sweet,
But when that mare jiggles in your arms,
You’ll know she’s hard to beat.
(Chorus)
Oh, it ain’t no sin, ain’t no crime,
To love a gal from far away,
She might not be that Shemite queen,
But she’ll make you want to stay.
(Bridge)
Now her rump’s so thick, it just won’t quit,
No matter how hard you try,
Unless you treat her mean and low,
You know she’ll never say goodbye.
(Verse 4)
Be she wife or concubine,
Just treat her with a little care,
'Cause once she’s gone, who knows for sure,
If she’ll find another love that’s rare.
But if she starts to fuss and fight,
And turns your life into a mess,
Take her east, sell her fast,
And leave the slavers to the rest.
(Chorus)
Oh, it ain’t no sin, ain’t no crime,
To love a gal from far away,
She might not be that Shemite queen,
But she’ll make you want to stay.
(Outro)
Well, it may not be the perfect end,
To a romance set by fate,
But them slavers, they’ll just laugh and grin,
'Cause they pay for gals by weight.
#hyborianage #KingdomOfShem #conanthebarbarian #conanexiles #swordandsorcery #slumandskullduggery #thespiritof97 #spirit
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