The Debate Was Two Assholes Bragging About What Murderous Empire Sluts They Are

Trump: She's a communist. She's literally a Marxist.
Harris: Actually Goldman Sachs loves me.
Trump: I saw her eat a cat. It was on the TV.
Harris: Dick Cheney loves me too.
Trump: She won't kill any Palestinians at all.
Harris: I'll kill way more Palestinians than he'll kill.
Trump: I will kill the most Palestinians. I'll kill more Palestinians than anyone.
Harris: You couldn't kill even one Palestinian. You are weak.
Trump: I am not weak I am strong. I am the strongest.
Harris: You're a weak little girl and you'll let China win.
Trump: She's gonna start a nuclear war with Russia.
Harris: I will invade Russia myself and I'll kill Putin with my bare hands. I am the strongest and you are the weakest.
Trump: It's not true. It's not true.
Harris: I will also do the most fracking and drill the most oil. Many Republicans have said I'm the strongest.
Trump: No. No. She's weak on immigration.
Harris: I kick immigrants in the balls for fun.
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Reading by Tim Foley.

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_Yq3Y2761I&t=284s