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KingCobraJFS | Cobra's Rude Christmas ( + Bonus Tracks 2023) |Released 2020
Get ready for a holiday album like no other with Cobra’s Crude Christmas! King Cobra brings his signature mix of irreverent humor, raw attitude, and experimental noise to Christmas classics. Featuring tracks like 'Jingle Bell Rock,' the hilariously titled 'Silent Fart,' and 'Rudolph the Red-Nosed Gangster,' this album adds a crude and chaotic twist to the holiday season. With stoner anthems like 'Frosty the Stoned Snowman' and edgy originals like 'Santa’s Cumming on the Town,' it’s an unforgettable take on Christmas music. For the extra festive spirit, dive into the 2023 bonus tracks including the chaotic 'Most Stressful Time of the Year' and the comedic marathon of 'Xmas Comedy.'
Track List:
Intro (00:00:00)
Jingle Bell Rock (00:00:25)
Jingle Bells (00:02:27)
Silent Fart (00:03:52)
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Gangster (00:05:58)
Frosty the Stoned Snowman (00:08:27)
Xmas Tree Bud (00:11:22)
Not Dreaming of a Snowy Xmas (00:13:56)
Santa's Cumming on the Town (00:17:11)
12 Days of Xmas (00:19:08)
Deck the Halls (00:24:35)
Fuck the Snow (00:26:37)
Twas the Night Before Xmas (ft. Shon) (00:30:11)
Outro (00:40:27)
Most Stressful Time of the Year (2023 Bonus Track) (00:41:51)
Holly Jolly (2023 Bonus Track) (00:47:16)
Alot Like (2023 Bonus Track) (00:49:25)
X mas Comedy (2023 Bonus Track) (00:52:57)
All I want (2023 Bonus Track) (01:18:08)
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