Fake Fan Asks Pelosi ‘What Stocks Should I Buy?’

UNKNOWN MALE: “Hi, how are you? My name is Noah. I use he/they pronouns. I want to say how much I appreciate your, like, fierce,staunch defending of democracy. You really mean so, so much, you know, and — you know, honestly, I’m really scared about Donald Trump winning the election. And honestly, with all the disinformation on X, I — honestly, the only chance to, like, that we have is for Donald Trump to actually spend the rest of his life in prison. That’s the only hope for democracy.”
Pelosi: “We just have to win the election.”
UNKNOWN MALE: “We do. Well, Nancy, what stocks should I buy? Nancy, you’re the greatest options trader of all time. I just want to know what stocks I should buy. I just want to know. Income inequality is our biggest concern. The police are an institution of white supremacy and racism, I don’t understand why they’re around. Like, they should be defunded. I — I just want to know. She makes six figures a year in Congress and has a $100 million net worth. Don’t y’all want to know what stocks you should buy? Come on!”
UNKNOWN FEMALE: “No! Go away! Go away!”
UNKNOWN MALE: “I just want to know. I just want to know what stocks to buy. I want to close the wealth gap. What’s the problem?”
UNKNOWN FEMALE: “Go away!”
UNKNOWN MALE: “I just want to close the wealth gap.”