Ep 34: The Looming D.E.I. Presidency

Sorry for the long gap between episodes, folks! We covered a lot of ground in this one to make up for it:

MMA Queen Hippo. Asian hair parlor. Bill Hate’s Africa. How do transformers know if their cat is a boy or girl?
Austin Foreman “Voting For A Felon”. Snake egg salesman. Wombatlingus. Spousal media addiction. Miss Rachel puts it in overalls and babysits America’s children. Coco Loco at the border.

Timpon Talk: impersonator does the Walz, Never Walz booth at the MN Hate Fair, Tim yanks his son and high fives his wife.
Kamala & Komfort Tim field multiple choice questions ‘live’ on CNN, we still get no answers. Kamala is Mr. Rogers on Ketamine, we call her Special K.

DBag’s Meme Review: Kjunt’s Ketamine Klinic & Unfaithful Kjunt. Douchebag Dem celebs.

The next civil war will be quick. Tom Cruise repels Rocci as he Jaques off. DBag gets permission to record longer and has a love surge for Shout Out Honey.

RFK walks on stage to join MAHA, but he’s no Dr. Rachel Levine. His former Veep candidate Nicole Shanahan kills it with Trump Derangement Syndrome ad.

Work is not our passion. Fuck lotto winners, esp Epstein. Biggins is moving to Jizz Lane. Tim Meadows Refer Madness. Kjunt vs the frat boy date rapists. DBag almost dies, we plan his memorial in case it actually happens.

Review of Auron MacIntyre’s NASA DEI piece. Rocci’s Challenger joke blows up over our heads. Is it White Supremacy Culture or just the way to get shit done? DEI is inherently racist AF. Speaking of racist, we run back the Ami Horowitz classic man on the street vid on black voter IDs. DBag produces a flat earth receipt.