Cheap Therapy 9/5/24

Last time on Cheap Therapy:

I haven't had any in a while.
Queebie's been busy nursing her hand by smearing butter all over her fingers.
Are you high?
No, you're high.
One day I'm gonna hold Queebie down and shotgun her right up her schnozz.
See, I'm crazy, but functional crazy.
A pickle on Viagra doesn't yodel. It screams death metal.

Who knows what will happen this week?