Mars Cafe #35: "Birthday Homo"

It's August 28 (or maybe June 34), and if Sheriff Bill secretly hoped to have kidney stones for his birthday, then his wish is definitely coming true!

Fun Fact: This episode was produced during an actual invasion of kidney stones. (Mother of God!)

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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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