Mars Cafe #33: "Madness Maxiverse" (Part Two)

The second half of our biggest episode ever! (And don't neglect to watch the deleted/repeated scene titled "Sunday Simulation" in order to get the full EPIC story! It's been handily sandwiched between these halves, on the screen with all the fancy thumbnail pictures.)

Do androids dream of electric sheep penises? Monica Berbergerber spends some quality time testing Cumbot's boundaries and agency, then pulls a Weinstein, in a scene that will send first-gen Sex Robots everywhere scrambling to type #mealso into their Telex wrist-pads...

En route to Ham Village, and slightly lost, Sheriff Bill encounters quantum nonsense in the desert, and he is Far From Home (starring Tom Hardy & Dr. Octopus)...

Filmmaker Froobius sets his artistic integrity aside because he would like to earn money so badly that he wants to Scream (starring Courtney Cox-Arquette)...

Space-Byron continues to run his maxiversal simulation at full throttle, seemingly oblivious to the damage he is causing to Reality, and is losing sight of his Endame (starring Bree Olson)...

John Berbergerber, now blind and half-mad, continues to run a thriving digital business from a higher plane of existence, which is now almost more profitable than Facebook (starring Jesse Eisenberg)...

Zoran Markovic awaits an important meeting, but he is worried he may be a Hard Target (starring Steven Seagal)...

Emory Bunny and Mike Fast have to make a critical Executive Decision (starring John Leguizamo) in order to save the Universe from complete Annihilation (starring Keira Knightley)...

The finale to this two-part episode have everything you Crave (starring Starz)....

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