PSA: "Gun Control"

Go deeper into the canonical narrative, and learn a few things, too. Useful things!

Following the events of Episode #31: "Darkness Calls", this handy vignette features Sheriff Bill finishing off his vicious attackers--namely, The Great Loebial Squallarow and the outlaw pimp named Vasquez! (Remember Vasquez? He's from way back! About 20 episodes ago!)

In addition, Ol' Bill teaches you all about how his "Model 12 Death Ray" actually works, and provides important lessons in safe shooting and proper muzzle control techniques! This video is an informative PSA, not just for Mars Cafe fans, but for anyone who wants to learn the proper methods for safely handling firearms!

Learning is next to cleanliness, and we all know what cleanliness lies next to, don't we?

Never kill anyone by accident, ever again, after watching this informative video content!

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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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