Mars Cafe #31: "Darkness Calls"

Welcome to the nesting grounds of the "Great Loebial Squallarow"... and try not to get eaten! This episode has everything you've been hankering for! And it's trending right now, maybe! Here's the rundown--

Space-Byron is having insomnia, and so he prattles on and on about the damned "shipping lanes" while he expertly identifies night vessels; Moochie and Taylor are busy recruiting "street people" into their weird and dangerous little gang; The criminal-at-large Vasquez finally finds his perfect moment to strike back; Emory Bunny is pacing the floors, exploring recreational cannabis, and trying to get the juicy 411 on disembodied mayor Veronica-5; Monica Berbergerber follows up on the gruesome death of a beloved colleague, prepares for ablutions, and makes an important call; Sheriff Bill treks into the wasteland, misplaces his packet of crisps, establishes camp for the night, then finds himself smack-dab in the middle of a "Cydonian Standoff", facing down a gruesome monster and a bloodthirsty pimp... at the same time! Wow! This episode will give you a feverish thrush and make you wish you hadn't misplaced your meds!

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Website-- http://themars.cafe It's so secret that it can barely be said to exist! You can't be in two places at once, can you?

Fancy cards-- http://pulptarot.com These taste great when served on a bun with fresh lettuce! Yum! Lettuce!

This cartoon show was made in accordance with Pakistan's Child Labor Laws. Go and get yourself a tasty urine-based beverage!

Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com

Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

Visit http://TheMars.cafe for cash & prizes.

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