Mars Cafe #30: "Tight Ship"

Sheriff Bill once famously declared himself an "Objectivist" (in the Graphic Novel, though not in the Cartoon Show itself), and so he runs a "tight ship"--just like the title of this video! (What a goddamn Hero he is!)

The action on Mars is unrelenting! Jump in and see what's going on! It's "Day Zero Delta Plus" in Cabeza, and that means everything is probably topsy-turvy! Monica prepares to say an emotional goodbye to an old friend; Pedro Serrano is having difficulty doing simple interfacing; Emory Bunny doesn't like sleeping with another man, and also he has craft-related resentments; Documentarian Froobius believes he's on the verge of journalistic glory; Mike Fast is not taking his job very seriously, probably because he's a marsupial; Space-Byron attempts to map out the "Day Zero Tragedy" of one week prior, but one of his models is not functioning properly, and so he gets into a heated spat with a co-worker; Cumbot receives a report of suspicious Triangle activity from a diseased and senile old man; Sheriff Bill does some work-related murder, prepares his staff for his absence, fires up his trusty tractor, stops in to bicker with an old flame, then hits the trail for Ham Village, where he hopes to meet with Zoran Markovic and discern the whereabouts of The Frenchmaster! James Bond never had it this hard! Interactions aplenty! Interplanetary mysteries abound! #marscafe #yearsformonths #pulptarot #murder #unsolved #conspiracy #IsoscelesTechnology #ChrisParsley #LoafyVariant #Jesus #Sputnik #wastelands #tractor #country #travel #film #tantrum #friendship And check out the website for some quick, random action-- http://yourmomandmyc.ock Karma wants us all to suffer!

Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com

Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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