Mars Cafe #28: "Code French"

Special Investigation Update!

Plenty of cop shows gloss over the nuts & bolts of solving a case, but not this show! Cabeza Policia are up to their 'nads in mystery, and now it all seems like it just might be solved! Dive into the investigative experience! The Frenchmaster is missing, and Monica Berbergerber gives Sheriff Bill an aromatic ultimatum: The Loafy Variant experiences technical difficulties with the Internet Web-Trout and receives a very deserved ass-kicking for it; Pedro Serrano goes searching for a missing officer; Deviant Chris Parsley refuses to answer an important phonecall; Space-Byron is very attached to Loafy's sexy death-hole, but finds the time to learn more about Iceland, then instinctively jumps to another officer's defense; Emory Bunny demonstrates his craftsmanship with tiny plastic models, then makes an impassioned plea; Filmmaker Froobius believes he's very much on the right track to a Pulitzer; Sheriff Bill cracks the "Day Zero" investigation wide open, solves everything, identifies the problem, asserts his boundaries, uses charts, states his case, exercises his foot, and emerges as Detective Supreme! This is a feel-good episode that will have you dancing naked in the aisles! Bring your elderly mother along to dance naked with you! Why not? That will be excellent!

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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