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Mars Cafe #62: "Easy Street" (International Edition)
The eyes have it!
And The End is so close you can smell it!
Emory Bunny is secretly relieved that the ongoing KAARP investigation is being taken out of the hands of Cabeza Policia, but fate has a funny way of ruining everyone's lives...
Sheriff Bill and Tiny Robot Neil have to work together to survive in the Wasteland of the Western Basin; Space-Byron acquires a fancy, new automobile; Mike Fast gets propositioned by a man with a hundred-acre woody; Clam Flannad receives a "pearl-nugget message" from beyond the grave; Monica Berbergerber discovers a not-ancient prophecy regarding the future of Mars law enforcement; and, a weary Emory has his hopes dashed, once again.
At the behest of the Serbians, this Special Episode of THE MARS CAFE CARTOON SHOW has been designed for a GLOBAL AUDIENCE, with dynamic Russian notations to make the story easy to follow. You'll be glad we did that for you! C'est bon, c'est bon!
"Love means never apologizing to anyone, ever, for any reason." -Sheriff Bill
Enjoy comprehensive product placement and a fine-tuned 2:11.2 ear-horn sound ratio for maximum filtration.
This is Easy Street, where life is just getting better and worse and better...
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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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