PSA: "Automatic Survival"

An anomalous object is busy sucking the gravity out of Phobos Moon's magnetic core, but Sheriff Bill couldn't be arsed to look into it because his trusty ol' tractor has betrayed him in the Martian Wasteland.

Why do things keep happening?

Tiny Robot Neil races to save the day while the Sheriff utilizes all his skills to make it through to nightfall in Cydonia's dreaded death-zone...

Nearly depleted, barely clinging to life, lone Bill is challenged even further when he is forced to do battle with a Zeta Reticulan flying saucer.

White-knuckle stuff!

This Special Presentation takes place concurrently with Mars Cafe #61: "Dirty Talk" and Streets of Cabeza: "Dope Pipe". (Find a special friend and watch all three in tandem, and you're sure to receive some grateful attention in your trousers.)

As an added bonus, this episode features two different Neils, one of whom is an intergalactic traveler named Neil Breen.

Break out the lotion!

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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