Mars Cafe #60: "Catastrophic Disclosure"

The fine officers of Cabeza Policia are settling back into routine: Space Byron has taken up reading the newspaper; Emory Bunny has a fancy new device for streaming old content; and Sheriff Bill is preparing to venture into the Wasteland...

Meanwhile, six months ago, marauding Zeta Reticulans switch their tactics and attack Las Vegas! Seeking a scapegoat, the US President-Man bypasses Congress and invokes Executive Privilege to launch a retaliatory strike against the Red Planet...

The cat's out of the bag! Aliens are real! We're f*cked now!

At least eight named characters will DIE in this heart-pounding episode!

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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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