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Mars Cafe #60: "Catastrophic Disclosure"
The fine officers of Cabeza Policia are settling back into routine: Space Byron has taken up reading the newspaper; Emory Bunny has a fancy new device for streaming old content; and Sheriff Bill is preparing to venture into the Wasteland...
Meanwhile, six months ago, marauding Zeta Reticulans switch their tactics and attack Las Vegas! Seeking a scapegoat, the US President-Man bypasses Congress and invokes Executive Privilege to launch a retaliatory strike against the Red Planet...
The cat's out of the bag! Aliens are real! We're f*cked now!
At least eight named characters will DIE in this heart-pounding episode!
#UFO #UAP #Disclosure #DavidGrusch #AATIP #AARO #HAARP #KAARP #CIA #FBI #TimBurchett #JeremyCorbell #NewsNation #TicTac #TicTok #GoFast #Pentagon #DoD #DrStevenGreer #Roswell #Area51 #GeorgeKnapp #Weaponized #Predator #Hellfire #Jellyfish #MosulOrb #MickWest #MicroPenis #America #RichardDoty #RichardDolan #Hulu #Tubi #Pubi #HornPub #Cornhole #MassDestruction #Ontological #Shock #Biologics #EglinAFB #TamponMagnate #CrisisOnInfiniteMars #DeadCelebrities #Plasmox #Unexpected #Breakfast #LightSpeed #Space #CERN #SphincterCare
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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