Mars Cafe #59: "Mission Reckoning"
Can you hear it? That's the call of The End, fast approaching.
Award-winning investigative journalist Coet Poapley sets his minority report on the Red Planet's flying saucer problem: "WHAT'S HAPPENING... ON MARS?" he wonders. The rest of us are wondering the same thing!
It's a dead impossible task to comprehend the subtle politicking of MISSION RECKONING, as Sheriff Bill's police force runs head-first into the stone-faced facade of Lysithia's special investigator, Clamado Flannado (a mollusk with dirty mittens). Tom foolery seems afoot as the maverick Sheriff chooses to cruise into career suicide, and the ghost fallout is sure to impact far and away upon his cocktail of rogue protocol nation... or something.
From top to bottom, this episode will gun for you!
Sheriff Bill reconsiders his future; Emory Bunny frets about human remains; Space-Byron counts blips on a screen; Clamado Flannado books a room at the Ritz; Dr. Pukebert makes a medical discovery; Captain Harold makes a surprise announcement; Russia tells some lies; A guy in England wakes up with a finger in his bum...
All in a day's work, at Cabeza.
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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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