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Expanded Scene: "Bill v. Clam"
It's a thing you already saw, but with more padding and nonsense!
Sheriff Bill meets Special Imperator Clam Flannad at the Air Command base, while Emory Bunny and Space-Byron chitter away like Peanuts in a Gallery...
Life is fine. Enjoy it while you can.
"Balls are gonna shrink!"
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Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. simmans@gmail.com
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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