Mars Cafe #58: "Therapy Animals"

Finally! The long-awaited follow-up to Christmas vacation has arrived! Time sure passes strangely, 'round here.

It's been four days since Emory Bunny gunned down General Wang Ding Bao, and the fine officers of Cabeza Policia are determined to keep it all under wraps... but Murder weighs on the Soul!

Grief and Sorrow linger in the air...

Mental Health has ebbed, and Morale is at an all-time low...

Stop in and let the good times roll!

Telephone bully Bipu Bubipku has gone missing, and is soon to become just another tragic statistic; Emory Bunny works at destroying evidence, and has begun seeing a psychiatrist; Sheriff Bill finds himself with a staggering caseload, but is emotionally devastated at the passing of his closest friend; John Berbergerber has to flee deeper into the Liminal Spaces of the Internet to evade KAARP; Froobius Ticklepatty tumbles into despair; Space-Byron befriends a ceramic jar; Tiny Robot Neil embarks on a covert mission; Pedro Serrano enters a polygon rodeo...

Everything you've ever wanted is in this singular episode!

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Happy Tuesday to Everyone!

Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS

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Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.

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