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Mars Cafe #57: "Extended Vacation"
The immediate follow-up to "Stultus Festus"... The heroes of Cabeza Policia now have the corpse of General Wang Ding Bao to deal with!
Everything goes to shit after this.
Original 2022 synopsis:
The "storm of two centuries" seems to have abated, but an unexpected Christmas visit has resulted in a firearm being "accidentally" discharged, and now Emory Bunny has a lovely corpse to deal with!
Join the laughter and Yuletide fun as the good men of the Cabeza Policia Forza scramble to cover-up the murder of a high-ranking Martian official!
Space-Byron is so hanged-over that his head won't sit in its cradle; Pedro Serrano finds a tubano drum in his stocking; Mr. Ticklepatty has a stain on his face and a fancy new adornment for his dingaling; Sheriff Bill is in the mood for a campfire; Cumbot is excited for Christmas presents; Emory can't hold his fluids in; General Wang Ding Bao laments his secret homelessness (and alcoholism) as he settles in for a long, long, long winter's nap...
A nice, brief episode for everyone who's too busy with their Christmas shopping to pay much attention to a stupid cartoon show...
Is this just leftover footage from the previous episode ("Stultus Festus"), or is it truly something new and special? (Sssshhh. This crusty ol' pee-pants Santa will never tell.)
Mystery and Intrigue abound, as usual!
This episode of The Mars Cafe Cartoon Show has already been nominated for a Golden Globe award, plus a Peabody, a Juno, a Tony, and six Emmys, and it hasn't even been posted on the Internet-YouTube yet. Wow!
#joy #peace #santa #spirit #solstice #Christmas #warmth #gifts #merriment #sugarplums #festive #celebration #family #glee #goodness #jesus #christian #prayer #yule #love #heart #miracle #season #eggnog #reindeer #magi #bethlehem #mary #joseph #manger #holiday #vacation #ghost #retail #blackfriday #sales #savings #mars #bokeh #UFO #UAP #phobos #conspiracy #disclosure #cheer #goodwill #charity #cutscene #bonus #fillermaterial #editingbay #lostfootage #killyourdarlings #foldedcadaver #deathray #spiralfracture #hand #job #bruges #missouri #inisherin #webtrout #sexrobot #jesusempanda
See you again in one million years!
Based on the graphic novel “THE MARS CAFE: 300 OF THIS” by Sean Simmans. Available at https://www.drivethrucards.com/product/331143/THE-MARS-CAFE-300-OF-THIS
THE MARS CAFE is (c) 2005-2024 by Sean Simmans, all rights reserved. [email protected]
Original score, including INTRO, BILL'S THEME, EMORY'S THEME, and OUTRO written and performed by Kelly Taylor.
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